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Lazy lazy day,
Did not go to school today...
Fuck it, nighty night!

The Hamster of Happiness

See this video (found on Youtube), and watch it well, for it is my new religion. Watch, as the hamster contentedly munches on that insignificant kernel of corn. See him ride the wave of endless taunting (on a piano) that the hand from above inflicts on him. And observe, that even at the worst of times, that same hand magnanimously picks him up when he falls, and returns that prized possession of grainy goodness to the happy hamster. Are we not all hamsters on pianos, trying to munch our popcorn!? This my friends is the hamster of happiness, the hamster that the whole world must look to for answers, for it never gives in, never gives up, and always, always, focuses on its goal, munching popcorn. I call for a worldwide revolution!

Viva la Hamster!

Oh dear... *KAPOW*

After having watched the Superbowl ads this year, I am convinced of one thing... animal cruelty is now in, and it is fucking hilarious. First came a spot for NBC's the office, where a cat is thrown into a hole in the ceiling, and comes crashing through the other side. I may be going to hell, but damn me if cat smacking into desks isn't one of the most satisfying sounds I will hear all week. Then came the CareerBuilder ad... I am sorry, but when a Koala wears glasses, turns towards you, and in a soothing accent says "Oh dear" before getting reamed in the face by a flying fist, you can't help but laugh. So i don't care if I'm going to hell, bring on the squashed hamsters, the burning kittens, and the defenestrated puppies. The cuter and crueler the better!

I actually love hamsters, but hey, we all need priorities.

Excuses excuses...

I am back again, and I thank you, my loyal pair of subscribers, for being so patient with me. Hopefully this absence has not reduced my viewership, since a 50% drop would leave me with mere company and not the proverbial crowd. I would have written sooner, but a dog ate my homework, which happened to be my computer, cutting off all internet access, prompting me to have to go to the repair store, where i got caught in traffic, which was caused by extreme snow, which made me sick, which spread to my roommate who I had to take care of. You can ask my doctor, honest! Unfortunately, he only deals with people with limited types of insurance, and it's hard enough getting in touch with him seeing as how he lives in Bangladesh due to outsourcing. Of course, the honor system being what it is, I have no doubt that you have not only already forgiven me, but have sent money as well to contribute to the lavish costs of all these problems, especially since my doctor's cousin is a wealthy Nigerian businessman who happens to be in dire straits and could use your help. With prompt updates in the future, I bid you all good night!

P.S. I'm all better now, thanks for asking. My roommate is at rest... peacefully.